The Fox Sports robot, Cleatus, has his own Twitter account. Here are 11 things we learned about him from scrolling through his many, many tweets.
? Can be philosophical.

? Also annoyed by lame Ohio State alums who call it "The Ohio State University."

? Refers to himself in the third person.

? Doesn't use proper Twitter response form a la @SI_PeterKing.

? Is sort of creepy.

? Can't spell "hubba."

? Thinks you should be able to take a picture with anyone you darn well please.

? Has questionable taste in comedy.

? Is not a fan of Jack Nicholson, Stevie Wonder or Corey Hart.

? Seriously, he's pretty creepy and in desperate need of a dictionary:

? But, in the end, he shows that robots are just like us: in love with Tim Tebow.

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