Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Eleven things Twitter teaches us about Cleatus the Fox Sports robot

The Fox Sports robot, Cleatus, has his own Twitter account. Here are 11 things we learned about him from scrolling through his many, many tweets.

? Can be philosophical.

Eleven things Twitter teaches us about Cleatus the Fox Sports robot

? Also annoyed by lame Ohio State alums who call it "The Ohio State University."

Eleven things Twitter teaches us about Cleatus the Fox Sports robot

? Refers to himself in the third person.

Eleven things Twitter teaches us about Cleatus the Fox Sports robot

? Doesn't use proper Twitter response form a la @SI_PeterKing.

Eleven things Twitter teaches us about Cleatus the Fox Sports robot

? Is sort of creepy.

Eleven things Twitter teaches us about Cleatus the Fox Sports robot

? Can't spell "hubba."

Eleven things Twitter teaches us about Cleatus the Fox Sports robot

? Thinks you should be able to take a picture with anyone you darn well please.

Eleven things Twitter teaches us about Cleatus the Fox Sports robot

? Has questionable taste in comedy.

Eleven things Twitter teaches us about Cleatus the Fox Sports robot

? Is not a fan of Jack Nicholson, Stevie Wonder or Corey Hart.

Eleven things Twitter teaches us about Cleatus the Fox Sports robot

? Seriously, he's pretty creepy and in desperate need of a dictionary:

Eleven things Twitter teaches us about Cleatus the Fox Sports robot

? But, in the end, he shows that robots are just like us: in love with Tim Tebow.

Eleven things Twitter teaches us about Cleatus the Fox Sports robot

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