Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Video: Blake Griffin dunk has us eagerly awaiting the All-Star game

The last full night of games (Thursday's four-game slate doesn't really count) before the All-Star break is always a lot of fun; because with just 30 players headed to the actual All-Star game and the playoff brackets just about set up, there are a whole lot of players going through the motions. This is why you'll see things like Phoenix Suns coach Alvin Gentry's hilarious rant against his listless team following a loss, or JaVale "I really don't care anymore" McGee's awful goaltend.

For those that do have something to play for, like the Los Angeles Clippers' Blake Griffin, you'll also get a nice preview of what you can hopefully expect both during this weekend's festivities, and this spring's playoffs. Like this incredible dunk:

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Donald Driver to appear on ?Dancing with the Stars?

Following in the brave footsteps of football players like Jerry Rice, Emmitt Smith, Jason Taylor, Warren Sapp, Lawrence Taylor, Michael Irvin, Chad Ochocinco, Kurt Warner ... and bald men such as Hines Ward, Evander Holyfield, Clyde Drexler, Maurice Greene, Jason Taylor and Donny Osmond, Green Bay Packers wide receiver Donald Driver will appear on ABC's "Dancing with the Stars."

My goodness, there have been a lot of seasons of that show.

The ageless Driver will be competing in the show's 14th competition, which begins March 19. He'll be paired with dancer Peta Murgatroyd, who you won't remember was teamed with Ron Artest last season and got eliminated in the first week.

Driver will be competing with a soap opera actor turned celebrity golf star (Jack Wagner), Tracy Jordan's wife from "30 Rock" (Sherri Shepherd), Urkel (Jaleel White), someone trying to catch that midnight train to Georgia (Gladys Knight), one of the greatest tennis players in history (Martina Navratilova) and a Disney Channel star whose Wikipedia entry says "occupation: actor, rapper, ballet dancer" (Roshon Fegan), among others.

Television personality Maria Menounos will be there too. Surely, Mario Lopez is thinking of a bet as we speak.

Driver is the 10th current or former NFL player to appear on the show. Smith and Ward won their seasons. Rice was a runner-up to that Lachey guy from 98 Degrees. No, not Nick, the other one.

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Dan McCarney points to vodka as a cure-all after suffering a stroke

North Texas coach Dan McCarney suffered a stroke Sunday shortly after his daily workout and was rushed via helicopter to a hospital in Denton, Texas.

"I was just sitting down to eat a sandwich when my left side went numb," McCarney told the Des Moines Register. "Talk about a scary feeling.

"Something happened on the left side in the back of my brain. My left side ? all of a sudden everything went numb."

McCarney, who coached at Iowa State for 12 seasons, is still in the hospital undergoing tests, but told the paper that doctors think he'll be fine with no permanent damage. He also said he would be ready for North Texas' spring football practice, which begins March 28.

Even though the entire incident was a frightening moment for the second-year coach, he did manage to be in good spirits (see what I did there?) about it.

"I'm supposed to get out of the hospital in a couple days," he said. "I feel good right now. I've got a little tingling feeling, but hey, if that's the worst of it, I'd say I'm a pretty lucky guy.

"Nothing wrong with me that a little Grey Goose won't cure."

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Spring Swing: Prince Fielder is the undisputed center of attention in Tigers camp

LAKELAND, Fla. ? Welcome back to the second week of Big League Stew's Spring Swing V. As you may have noticed, I've vaulted myself over the tour's top rope and into the ring after Dave Brown spent last week clotheslining various teams up and down Florida's Gulf Coast.

It's no coincidence that I'm leading off with a wrestling analogy, either. My first spring drop-in came with the Detroit Tigers on Saturday at Lakeland's Joker Marchant complex and the Prince Fielder-Miguel Cabrera tag team looks as fearsome as advertised. The two titans spent part of their morning doing a do-si-do in and out of the batting cage as they took cuts and aimed to get their swings into shape. The pitches came from a machine, so the prospect of facing both men back-to-back has yet to become a reality for poor pitchers on the other end of the deal.

But it will soon, which is why Tigers fans are eagerly anticipating the team making a run at its second straight AL Central title. Detroit won the flag going away in 2011, besting the second-place Cleveland Indians by 15 games. Could the result be the same this year? With a stellar pitching rotation that's being overshadowed by the hype of Fielder's contract and the added offensive firepower, it certainly seems like another runaway could be in the cards.

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As you might expect, Fielder's arrival after signing that $214 million contract last month has generated a decent amount of excitement among Tigers fans. From my unofficial survey, Fielder's name was on the back of more jerseys and shirts than any other Tigers player.

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Some fans, though, are sticking with honoring those who have longer ties to Motown.

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One of the biggest spring storylines in baseball ?not just Detroit ? is how Miguel Cabrera will fare on his move to third after Fielder pushed him off of first. The big slugger spent a few minutes hanging out in his new territory on Saturday, but never received the opportunity to field any batted balls in the time that I was watching him.

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As I mentioned before, the pitching machine didn't show any outward signs of being intimidated by the Fielder-Cabrera duo. But it did provide one of the funniest moments of the day when it was initially set up improperly and nearly nailed an unsuspecting Alex Avila, who was standing on the outside of the cage, with its first offering. After making sure Avila was nothing more than rattled, everyone had a good laugh as the machine's calibration settings were brought in tune. It's clearly spring training for everyone.

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Is he off in search of Fastball Flakes? With all the hype over Fielder, it can somehow be easy to forget about Justin Verlander, his shiny new Cy Young Award and his 24 victories in 2011. But the AL's ace was never far from sight on Saturday as he shuttled between diamonds to watch a few fellow pitchers, including Doug Fister, as they threw live BP sessions.

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One final note: After watching the Tigers, I drove two hours east in hopes of fulfilling my lifelong dream of seeing my first Daytona 500 and becoming a guest blogger for From The Marbles. What I got instead was a soggy afternoon spent napping in the front seat of my rental car as the race was delayed until Monday for the first time in its 54-year existence.

The lesson seems clear: Never stray far from baseball.

And so I won't. More to come from Florida this week.

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Alabama sent recruit 105 letters in one day

Alabama really, really wants four-star recruit Alvin Kamara to be its next running back.

So much so that the Tide sent Kamara, a junior for Norcross, Ga., 105 letters ? in one day.

"Yea it was 1 days worth of mail!" Kamara said via Twitter. "I was shocked!! I didn't even know they could do that."

There were so many letters that they were overflowing out of the mailbox and onto the ground. Kamara scooped up all the mail, spread it on the table, took a couple pictures with it and then saved the lot in a shoebox.

It wasn't the first time Alabama had spammed Kamara. He recalled a time when he received "six or seven" letters from the Tide at one time. Georgia Tech had sent him a similar amount.

"When I saw that 105 from Bama I didn't know what to do," Kamara said.

Kamara rushed for more than 1,500 yards in 2011 and increased his stock during the Rising Seniors Georgia Junior Bowl in December.

In addition to an offer from Alabama, Kamara said he also has offers from Auburn, Clemson, Maryland, Georgia, Vanderbilt, Syracuse, Tennessee and Mississippi State. Kamara said he's going to Florida this weekend and hopes to pick up another offer.

But Kamara said no one is recruiting him as hard as Alabama.

"I went there [for junior day] and it went well," Kamara told Rivals.com. "I liked the atmosphere. It's SEC football. It's big-time football. You can feel it when you go up there."

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Official scorers in Columbus give home team 31 hit advantage over Red Wings

As most NHL fans know, the "real time stats" kept each game ? giveaways, takeaways, blocked shots and the like ? are subjective glamor stats that nonetheless serve as supporting evidence in defining players and games. Thou shalt not hear the name "Cal Clutterbuck" without thinking about the hits stat, for example.

On Tuesday night, the Detroit Red Wings skated into Columbus and were victorious against the Blue Jackets, 5-2. But according to the numbers compiled by the official scoring staff at Nationwide Arena, they paid a physical price without much retribution:

As you can see, Detroit's Darren Helm threw a check, as did Brendan Smith. Meanwhile, the Columbus Blue Jackets responded to those two hits with 33 hits for the night.

Via Kerry Fraser of TSN, the stats-keepers are "hired by the NHL as part-time employees. They receive a small stipend for each game they work." For categories such as hits, the responsibility falls to Computer Programmers. From Fraser:

"Their duties include recording each players respective shift time on the ice and a running record of who touches the puck for scoring and assist award; players + and -; face-off wins/losses and which linesman drops the puck for every face-off; shots on goal (type of shot slap shot, wrist, snap, backhand; and from what location on the ice the shot was taken); body checks/hits-which player delivered hit and to whom (rub outs and penalties do not constitute a hit); blocked shots; penalties recorded and which referee assessed/announced the penalty (which is why on rare occasions you might see one referee race his partner to the penalty box if they both have their arms up for a call). This group also records at least 3 or 4 good/excellent saves make by the goalkeepers in the game to be utilized by media for game highlights."

They're assisted by a spotter in each game, who helps with line changes and other real-time stats.

Now look: We didn't watch the entire game. It's entirely possible that the Red Wings were outhit 33-2 in a division game against an aggressive opponent. It's possible that Todd Bertuzzi (74 hits in 57 games) and Niklas Kronwall (101 hits in 64 games) played two of the most passive games of their careers. NHL.com didn't have any highlights of hits from the game; and the Red Wings are 27th in the NHL in road hits (557).

Or maybe the Blue Jackets just have inflated real time stats at home.

There's a 141-hit difference in the Jackets' 32 home games and their 31 road games. That's not as egregious as the Los Angeles Kings (202 hit difference in 33 home and 31 road) or Dallas Stars (230 hit difference in 32 home and 31 road games), but it's still rather egregious. (Seriously, Nash: Yet another reason to stay in Columbus. Hits galore!)

Ah, real-time stats. You're like Ke$ha of hockey: So sexy, so unpredictable, and in the end rather disposable.

s/t Nick G. for the tip.

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The 10 best things about being an Orioles fan

The request we're sending to bloggers of all 30 teams this spring is a simple one: What are the 10 best things about being a fan of your favorite team? What features of the franchise have you excited for opening day and what keeps you coming back year after year?

Over the next few weeks, we'll give each of the 30 teams a day in the spotlight, showcasing the icons and traditions that make each big-league hamlet special. Up next is Stacey Long of the great O's blog Camden Chat.

1. Oriole Park at Camden Yards: The first thing that comes to mind is also possibly the toughest to write about. Because what is there to be written about Camden Yards that hasn't already been said? Although it's already 20 years old, Camden Yards is still the jewel of baseball. It's a regular vacation destination for baseball fans around the country and once you get there it's easy to see why.

Nestled into the Baltimore cityscape as though it's been there forever, Camden Yards is gorgeous inside and out. The brick of the stadium fits seamlessly into its surroundings, and the incorporation of the B&O Warehouse connects the stadium with the city's history. It also creates a very natural feeling walkway for fans before and after the game, one that has been replicated (although not as well) by other stadiums. From the Camden green seats to the views of the city as you walk around the upper deck, Camden Yards deserves better than the team that has occupied it for the last 14 years.

2. Jim Palmer and Gary Thorne: The Orioles have been blessed with a number of good broadcasters over the years. From the universally acclaimed Chuck Thompson and Jon Miller to folksy fan favorites Brooks Robinson and John Lowenstein, we've been spoiled. Even Joe Angel, the current radio broadcaster, is a gem. But perhaps no duo is better suited to guide disgruntled Orioles through these dark days than Jim Palmer and Gary Thorne. Baseball's odd couple, their differences complement each other and give Orioles fans exactly what they need depending on the moment.

3. Matt Wieters:�While a certain publication went on record last year as saying that Matt Wieters is the most disappointing prospect in baseball history, those of us who get to watch him day in and day out don't feel the same way. It's true that his bat hasn't been as prolific as we'd hoped when he was tearing up the minors (although he did hit 22 home runs last year and appears to be poised for a good offensive career).

The real joy, however, is in watching Wieters play defense.

Rewarded for his efforts with a well-deserved Gold Glove this year, Matt Wieters has turned gunning down runners at second base into a routine play. And even more satisfying than his perfect throws across the diamond are his withering looks to the runners he's thrown out, a look that seems to say, "Silly mortal, what were you thinking? Don't you know I'm Matt Wieters?"�In addition, Wieters blocks the plate and pitches in the dirt as well as any catcher I've seen. It's just plain fun to watch him play the game, something you can't say of many current Orioles.

4. Boog's Barbecue: There are a number of items on this list that could probably be placed under the "Oriole Park at Camden Yards" umbrella, but the truth is that there are so many things that enhance the Oriole Park experience that it doesn't seem fair to lump them all together. One of those things is Boog's Barbecue.

If you're not from Maryland, you might not know what pit beef is. You, friend, are missing out. Calling it barbecue is a bit of a misnomer as pit beef does not rely on any sauce to make it delicious. Cooked over a high heat on a charcoal grill, pit beef is crispy and smoky on the outside, rare on the inside. Sliced thin and piled on a bun with onions and horseradish, it's perfect in its simplicity.

From the day Camden Yards opened, Boog's Barbecue has been operating on game days from Eutaw Street just beyond the right field flag court. Boog is, of course, Orioles legend Boog Powell, and his involvement goes beyond a name on the sign. Many nights you can find the big man signing autographs, schmoozing the crowd, and having a good time while baseball fans line up to get a sandwich and say hello. It's a great experience and one that out-of-towners always request when I take them to a game.

5. The Bird: Let's get this straight: The only baseball mascot that can compete with The Bird is Mr. Met. Both are awesome and blow all of the other mascots out of the water. The Phillie Phanatic is obscene, flashing the crowd for entertainment. Wally in Boston is named after architecture for crying out loud. And don't even get me started on whatever that thing is down in Tampa Bay.

The Bird is a constant at Oriole Park and around town representing the Orioles, and he's darn good at his job. During games he leads the crowd in "O-R-I-O-L-E-S!" He square dances on top of the dugout with fans during "Thank God I'm a Country Boy," and his good-natured ribbing of out-of-town fans is funny but doesn't cross the line. Before the game, The Bird sets up a miniature baseball diamond in left field and brings little fans out of the stands to take an at-bat.�In a time when it's easy to dislike the Orioles, The Bird reminds us that it's all a game.

6. Brooks Robinson:�I mean no offense to the other Orioles legends when I say that there has probably been no finer human to put on an Orioles uniform than Brooks Robinson. Yes, he's arguably the greatest defensive third baseman in baseball history, but what fans of Mr. Robinson remember most about him is the extraordinary kindness he's always displayed.

I never had the joy of watching Brooks Robinson play baseball, but I've seen the way fans of all ages flock to him and how he always has time for those that adore him. I once attended an autograph signing of his, hoping to get the Norman Rockwell print bearing his likeness signed as a Christmas present for my father. There were only about 30 people ahead of me in line, but Mr. Robinson made a point to listen to every story told to him, to engage each in conversation. It took three times longer to get through that line than I thought it would, but I left that place knowing that I'd been in the presence of a true gentleman.

Former Baltimore Sun writer John Steadman once wrote this about Brooks Robinson, and it's a quote I think of often when I hear mention of Brooks Robinson's name: "There's not a man who knows him who wouldn't swear for his integrity and honesty and give testimony to his consideration of others. He's an extraordinary human being, which is important, and the world's greatest third baseman of all time, which is incidental."

7. Pickles Pub: Just across Russell Street from Camden Yards, Pickles Pub (and neighboring bar Sliders) is the perfect place to go before the Orioles game for cheap beer, good bar food (try the spicy hot cheese balls!) and general camaraderie. Fans congregate there before every game, enjoying their drinks on the outdoor picnic tables in the warm weather and in the large inside bar when it's cold. Opening day in particular is a mob scene, where the celebration of spring and baseball season is in full force early in the day. But every gameday is a good day to go to Pickles.

Between the bar and the stadium you'll find a host of vendors peddling hot dogs, peanuts, pretzels, sausages, drinks and fan memorabilia, all for much cheaper than is found once you're inside. The entire scene is a mini-celebration of what's good about being a sports fan.

8. Fancy Clancy: Clancy Haskett has been a vendor at Orioles games since 1974 and has manned the section behind the Orioles dugout at Camden Yards since it opened in 1992. He's a local Baltimore celebrity and even those who don't know his name probably recognize his face. Nicknamed Fancy Clancy for his creative ways to pour beer (behind his back, leaning over the railing, and other shenanigans), Clancy is like a friend to those that sit in his section on a regular basis. And if you are a friend, Clancy doesn't even ask you to pay until the end of the game.

Most people just know Clancy as the friendly beer vendor in the good seats at Camden Yards, but his life is actually a microcosm of the American Dream. After years and years of working as vendor, he and a group of vendors started their own business, a business that now runs M&T Bank Stadium, home of the Ravens. And even though he doesn't need to work games as a vendor any longer, he still does it out of love for the job.

9. "O!" Say Does That Star-Spangled Banner Yet Wave: I'm not sure when and how the tradition of shouting "O!" in the middle of the national anthem began, but it has become more than just for the Orioles. It's part of our local culture, and can be heard at Ravens games, Capitals games, and even, strangely enough, at some Nationals games. If you watched the Grand Prix that took place in Baltimore last year, you may have heard the "O!" during the national anthem then as well. It's a local battle cry.

When "O!" is yelled at Orioles games, it's a show of support for the men on the field. They may not be the best team, but they are our team. Especially on days when our stadium is infested with Yankees or Red Sox fans, the "O!" is a reminder that we may be beaten down, but we are still here.

When you're an O's fan watching the team play on the road, you often hear scattered "O!"s from across the stadium and you know you're not alone. And my favorite "O!" of all time came on an emotional day in 2007, when a crowd of 70,000 plus in Cooperstown proudly gave an "O!" to Cal Ripken when he was inducted into the Hall of Fame.

10. The promise of a new day: If I could write the script of the Orioles, I would of course make it so that they competed every year, sold out their stadium every night, had a competent front office and a pipeline of prospects that makes the Tampa Bay Rays system look barren in comparison. I can't write the script, but I do know this: If and when our day arrives, it will be sweeter to us than many sports fans can ever imagine.

It'd be easy to think that Orioles fans have jumped ship, but it's not entirely true. Yes, we're disgusted, and as such we've stopped shelling out our valuable dollars for a team that doesn't seem to love us back. But we're still paying attention, still hoping and waiting for a future that is worth more than what we've seen in our recent past. Everyone loves an underdog, but unless you're the underdog yourself you'll never fully appreciate the highs because you haven't experienced the lows.

It's going to be awesome.

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The sweet sounds of baseball: MLB Network?s ?live game audio? is music to these ears

After a drab winter, the prospect of any televised baseball is enough to make anyone do an impromptu jig. (Confession: I did just that after typing the lede to this post.)

But after seeing what MLB Network plans to do with "live game audio" during a March 7 contest between the Cleveland Indians and Arizona Diamondbacks, we might have to double the dancing. The game will feature up to six players on each team wearing microphones and we'll be able to hear the sounds of the game as they happen. And lest you think I'm just acting like a thirsty man who is just steps away from a cool drink, check out this previously unaired test footage that MLB Network shot during a game last spring. It's pretty cool.

Richard Sandomir of the New York Times has more on the experiment, including news that the broadcast will be working on a 14-second delay. I have to admit that kills the buzz a bit.

Still, it's nice to see MLB focus on the special sounds of the sport after watching the NFL nail quarterback cadences and bone-crushing smashes for so long. The experience of watching these games at home is just going to keep getting better and better.

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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

D?Qwell Jackson, AFC?s tackle king, gets new deal from Browns

One-hundred and fifty-eight times last year, D'Qwell Jackson rammed his body into the opposing ball-carrier's body and knocked him to the turf. The Browns took steps Monday to ensure that they don't have to find someone else to make those 158 tackles.

Jackson signed a new five-year contract worth $42.5 million, Mary Kay Cabot of the Cleveland Plain Dealer reports. And $19 million of it is guaranteed. Here's more from the PD:

"Dqwell is thrilled with the deal,'' said his agent Brian Mackler. "He wanted to finish his career in Cleveland and this enables him to do that.''

Mackler credited the Browns with being willing to keep Jackson around for the long term.

"They expressed a desire to lock him up and we finished it this morning,'' said Mackler.

It's always good to keep your star players, but I don't know if this thing is all strawberries and bunny rabbits, either. Jackson missed most of 2009 and all of 2010 with injuries, so health is a question, which makes a $19 million guarantee somewhat risky.

But, the Browns hung on to a key defender at a pay rate that is not unreasonable, so let's not spoil anyone's parade. And maybe more important than actually keeping Jackson is what the deal represents ? options. When you're a bad team with a lot of holes, and you have the No. 4 pick in the draft, and there's also a possible franchise quarterback available in a trade-up scenario, options are good.

The Browns get flexibility, and a linebacker who's highly productive when healthy. They don't have to dip into free agency to fill a hole at middle linebacker. They don't have to spend a draft pick to fill the position. They keep the franchise tag free for kicker Phil Dawson or running back Peyton Hillis (I know, I know ? but this is something they're apparently considering).

We'll see how this fits into the Browns draft strategy, whether that includes moving up to get Robert Griffin III, staying put, or even moving down.

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Photo: Florida player goes scooter joyriding inside the facility

So, this happened.

Apparently, this Florida player (who throwtheflagblog.com says is defensive tackle Dominic Easley) thought it would be smart to take his scooter into the football complex and ride it around the Gator head that the players all touch before they head out to the field before games.

Safety Matthew Elam, who took the picture and tweeted it out, astutely points out that his teammate is crazy, but he hasn't seen crazy until coach Will Muschamp gets a hold of this shot because we know he's like when he's fired up, and angry and really angry.

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Video: Finally, the super mellow Jeremy Lin tribute song the world demanded

You know that feeling when you wake up ? in the morning, from a midday nap, on the train seven stops past the one you were supposed to get off at, whatever ? and you instantly feel like something's amiss? There's nothing quite like the sudden rush of ice to your chest that accompanies the sure sense that you forgot something, that you're missing something, that Things Are Wrong.

After a long All-Star weekend and a sleepy post-Orlando Monday, I awoke this morning in the clutch of that dread. Oh, no, I thought. I don't have a Jeremy Lin story in front of my face to occupy my brain while I wipe the crust out of my eyes. PLUS, I don't even have a totally mellow Lin-themed groove to step to as I make coffee.

Luckily for me ? and for all of us, really ? singer-songwriter Julian Velard's got the chill vibes covered with "The Mighty Lin," his ode to the New York Knicks' newly famous point guard. If you hold it up to your ear, you can hear Spike Lee heckling the ocean.


After several weeks of being very demure in their approach to capitalizing on the Lin phenomenon, the Knicks decided to try their hand at promoting the second-year star's emergence by commissioning Velard to compose a Lin tribute track. The resultant jam, which debuted on iTunes and the Knicks' website a few days ago, weighs in at just under two minutes of sunshine, tracing the Lin narrative from his parents' coupling in Taiwan through his recent explosion into American cultural consciousness.

This, of course, is by no means the first Lin-themed musical tribute. Vaunted Asian-American rapper Jin weighed in, Jimmy Fallon channeled Eddie Vedder for a Pearl Jam-inspired Lin goof, Network of Champions offered "Lin on Me," and a host of other folks have made their way online to sing Lin's praises. (Finding and linking all of them would make Dan something something.)

At Popdust, Andrew Unterberger notes the song's "Ben Harper-like countenance and ... 'Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard' guitar riff," which is just about bang-on. ("The Mighty Lin" also would not sound out of place on the all-Jack-Johnson soundtrack to the "Curious George" movie, a crushingly sunny album that played pretty much nonstop at the bookstore that employed me in early 2006.)

The song is, as Unterberger writes, "whatever." It is also, however, a "bouncy tune that you can't help but smile while listening to," in the words of Popdose's Mike Heyliger. It is nice; it is a light snack. Unlike Lin, whose often stellar play has been a legitimate league-shaking story worth (almost) all the attention it's gotten, "The Mighty Lin" is a pleasant diversion. But hey, after the way New York got handled by the Miami Heat heading into the All-Star break, maybe a pleasant diversion ain't such a bad thing for Knicks fans.

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The 10 best things about being a Giants fan

The request we're sending to bloggers of all 30 teams this spring is a simple one: What are the 10 best things about being a fan of your favorite team? What features of the franchise have you excited for opening day and what keeps you coming back year after year?

Over the next few weeks, we'll give each of the 30 teams a day in the spotlight, showcasing the icons and traditions that make each big-league hamlet special. Up next is our old pal Dave Tobener, proprietor of Golden Gate Giants and the best Bay Area sports tweeter (@gggiants) around.

1. Tim Lincecum's windup: Every pitch he throws looks like it might break him in half. His small stature belies the ferocity of pitches fueled by a twisting mass of torque and fury he calls a windup. Tim Lincecum is a sight to behold when he pitches, and his mechanics are the definition of contradiction: utter chaos leading to absolute precision. There's nobody like him in baseball. Watching his starts is something every baseball fan should get to experience, but we Giants fans will gladly keep him to ourselves.

2. AT&T Park: I hesitated to include the ballpark because it seemed too obvious, but then I thought it seemed too obvious to not include it. Does that make sense? Anyway, here it is in a nutshell: AT&T Park is the best ballpark in baseball, and Giants fans get to enjoy it all season long. What else is there to say? I could talk about the location, or about McCovey Cove, or that it's not overrun with hokey gimmicks, or that it doesn't have a retractable roof, etc. No need. The ballpark speaks for itself.

3. History is everywhere: If you go to a Giants game, you're immersed in the organization's rich past. Statues of Willie Mays, Willie McCovey, Juan Marichal and Orlando Cepeda greet you when you enter the ballpark. There are plaques lining the port walk by right field commemorating the major events that have happened at AT&T Park, from Barry Bonds' 71st home run to Jason Schmidt's 16-strikeout game in 2006. There's a massive collection of Giants memorabilia on display in the club level, and the 2010 World Series trophy made its way around the park all year long. There's even a tribute to the San Francisco Seals of the old Pacific Coast League, where Joe DiMaggio got his start.

The best part is, the history at the ballpark isn't all just static. Mays and McCovey are regulars at AT&T, often taking part in pregame ceremonies. There's a good chance you'll run into Cepeda himself if you visit his Caribbean BBQ stand out in center field. More recent Giants alumni like Will Clark and J.T. Snow have jobs with the organization and are at the ballpark all the time. Even Shawn Estes sits in the press box from time to time if you feel like yelling at an ex-Giant. There are few teams in baseball who embrace their past as much as the Giants. They're almost obsessive about it, much to the benefit of Giants fans. We're reminded of our team's storied history not just by displays and statues, but by the actual players who created it.

4. Croix de Candlestick buttons: Candlestick Park was a pretty rough place to watch a game at night when the fog rolled in. So rough, in fact, that the Giants decided anyone brave enough to sit through a night game that went into extra innings deserved recognition. And thus the Croix de Candlestick was born, a small orange button with an iced-over SF logo and the Latin phrase Veni, Vidi, Vixi (I came, I saw, I survived) written across the bottom.

Candlestick may be a thing of the past, but the Croix buttons are still coveted today. They're badges of honor, something that shows you were there before the bandwagon exploded and that you know how it felt to suffer through weeknight games against the Montreal Expos with 5,000 other fans in the cold. If you see a guy walking around the concourse of AT&T Park with rows of orange buttons on his cap, you just know that he knows Ernest Riles hit the 10,000th home run in Giants history. That's cool.

5. Kruk and Kuip: The Giants have had some of the best announcers in the business call their games over the years, from Ford C. Frick award winners like Russ Hodges, Lon Simmons and Jon Miller to local legends like Hank Greenwald. Ask most fans who the voice of the Giants really is, though, and you're likely to get a two-person answer: Kruk and Kuip.

Mike Krukow and Duane Kuiper, two ex-Giants who took up broadcasting when their playing days ended, make up what has to be one of the best announcer teams in all of baseball. Unlike a lot of play-by-play guys, Kuiper lets the game speak for itself and doesn't get caught up in the sound of his own voice. Krukow has perfected his role of color man and offers the insights of a former big-league pitcher, which is welcomed on a team like the Giants that's built around pitching. Together they've developed a rapport that most announcer teams can only dream of, and that's where they really shine. Listening to Kruk and Kuip is like eavesdropping on a casual conversation two players are having in the dugout during a game. Giants fans are spoiled by the quality of announcers we've had over the years, but Kruk and Kuip are the cream of the crop.

6. The uniforms: Classic and clean, free of trendy colors and garish designs, the Giants' uniforms are timeless. I imagine it'd be awful if my team had a bunch of ugly colors or a stupid logo; thankfully, the Giants have stuck with orange and black and it's hard to screw that combination up. The hats are some of the best in the game and haven't changed much since the team moved west in 1958. The home jerseys don't have names on the back, which means you actually have to pay attention to the roster to know who the players are. And to top things off, the Giants are bringing back their beloved 1980s road jersey as an alternate this season, making their uniform set that much better.

7. The Crazy Crab: Before they succumbed to the trend of cuddly animal mascots (I'm looking at you, Lou Seal) the Giants trotted out what is undoubtedly the greatest mascot in sports history: the Crazy Crab. The Crab was an anti-mascot, designed as a spoof of the cartoonish characters that were popping up at ballparks around the country. His sole purpose was to infuriate the fans at Candlestick who were encouraged to despise him; the gimmick worked too well, however, as the Crab was pelted with garbage whenever he'd appear on the field. Things got so dangerous that the costume had to be reinforced with fiberglass, and the Crab was eventually retired after one glorious season.

The Crab still pops up occasionally at the ballpark, including one memorable appearance in 1999 when he took the house microphone and professed his undying love and support for the Los Angeles Dodgers. He's still hated by Giants fans, though now it's the good-natured kind of hate normally reserved for someone like Tommy Lasorda. He still shows up on T-shirts, and there are websites devoted to bringing him back on a full-time basis. The very notion of an anti-mascot is inherently San Francisco, an idea that speaks to the subversive culture of The City as a whole. It's something Giants fans can claim as their own, and something fans of other teams wouldn't likely understand. We may tolerate Lou Seal, but secretly we're all hoping to see the Crab show up and knock him unconscious.

8. We still can appreciate Barry Bonds: He may be a pariah everywhere else, but Barry Bonds belongs to San Francisco. For fans like me who didn't get to watch Mays play, Bonds is the most complete player to have ever worn a Giants uniform. For fans that did get to see Mays, Bonds is the closest thing to the Say Hey Kid they've ever seen. It's easy to forget just how good Bonds was even before the cloud of PED suspicion hovered over him. I'd never seen a player with his combination of power, speed and brains who could beat a team in a hundred different ways, and I doubt I ever will again in my lifetime.

Fans of other teams can choose to remember Bonds as a "cheater" who tarnished his legacy and ended up in a courtroom. Fine, that's their loss. Giants fans remember Bonds on the field, and those are some of the best baseball memories anyone could hope to have. There's a reason he still gets a standing ovation when he does something as simple as walk to his seat when he attends home games nowadays. We all know what he did for the Giants, and we know that our ballpark wouldn't have been built without him. Barry Bonds the person may have numerous faults, but Barry Bonds the ballplayer was one of the greatest to have ever played the game. A Giants fan still gets to appreciate that.

9. The community of fans: There's something about being a Giants fan that connects people, whether through misery (see 2002) or euphoria (see 2010). You can say "Jose Cruz Jr." or "Scott Spiezio" to another Giants fan and he'll know exactly what you're talking about and why you're suddenly close to sobbing. You can sit next to a total stranger at a game and quickly find common ground talking about how bad Aubrey Huff was last season. You can log in to Twitter and find a huge, lively contingent of fans discussing all things Giants. There are a number of ways you can experience what it's like being part of the Giants' fan community.

Can the same be said for other fan bases? Probably, but I'm biased. It feels different being a Giants fan, whether it's because of our shared history of past miseries, the chip on our collective shoulder from what we perceive as a lack of respect from the national media, or something else entirely. We're fiercely protective of our team, but not to the point where we overlook�its faults. And yes, we were probably insufferable when the Giants won the World Series in 2010. (I'm not apologizing for it.)

Being a Giants fan feels like you're a part of something much, much bigger. And that's a nice feeling to have.

10. We're not Dodgers fans: And really, that is the best thing about being a Giants fan.

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Colorado?s Daniel Winnik, T.J. Galiardi traded to Sharks for Jamie McGinn, prospects

Jamie McGinn was "distraught" after the San Jose Sharks lost to the Minnesota Wild on Sunday night.

Imagine how he feels now that he's no longer a Shark.

McGinn, averaging 12:33 in ice time this season in 61 games, was traded with center Michael Sgarbossa and former Minnesota-Duluth forward Mike Connolly for two solid depth players from the Colorado Avalanche: Forward T.J. Galiardi and left wing Daniel Winnik, along with the seventh-rounder.

Where this should immediately help: On the Sharks' penalty kill.

Winnik was third on the Avs in average shorthanded ice time (3:02) while Galiardi has also seen time on the PK.

McGinn, 23, is an RFA this summer, making $680,000. Winnik and Galiardi are UFAs.

For this trade: Two Milburys.

A good depth move for the Sharks, but McGinn has had a breakout season. We're fans of Galiardi. He's two years removed from a 24-goal season. From Mike Chambers of All Things Avs:

Quick thoughts: McGinn is an up-and-coming youngster, Sgarbossa is tearing it up in the O and Connolly was the best forward for NCAA-champion Minnesota-Duluth last season. Galiardi and Winnik will be missed, no doubt. Great, great guys.

Looking back at this one in a few years, it wouldn't surprise us to see one side as the clear winner.

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Blue Jays mascot escapes into Florida wild (PHOTOS)

DUNEDIN, Fla. ? Mascots are twice as funny once they leave the context of the ballpark and enter the home realm of the fans. D-JAY the Blue Jay, a mascot of the Toronto Blue Jays organization for the minor-league affiliate here, recently escaped from Florida Auto Exchange Stadium to see what was up on the waterfront. He found a picnic in a public park that was celebrating Tampa Bay's community drinking water contest.

As if someone could make this up.

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Time to head back to the ballpark, D-JAY. Hope you enjoyed your picnic, along with your short walk on a long pier.

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Wild speculation: Peyton Manning in ESPN?s Monday Night Football chair this season

It takes a few leaps to get there, but I guess a person could, if they really wanted to, envision a scenario where Peyton Manning sits in the ESPN booth to call "Monday Night Football" games in 2012.

There are less likely things. Like ESPN offering that spot to Christian Slater, for example, or opting to have Fran Drescher sing the play-by-play for four quarters.

Bob Raismann of the New York Daily News believes there's a real chance that Manning is working Monday nights with Jon Gruden and Mike Tirico. He believes it enough, in fact, that he devoted half of a column to the idea over the weekend. He even suggests at one point that ESPN removed Ron Jaworski from the booth to open up a spot for Peyton.

Keeping that third seat open, especially when the guys filling the other two seats ain't exactly mega stars, was a shrewd move by ESPN suits ? a move with foresight.

A move that could bring Manning into living rooms across the country when NFL football is played on Monday night.

Again, I guess it could happen. If about 4,392 things happen first.

The most important (and perhaps least likely) of those would be Peyton Manning's retirement from football. The medical news of late has been pretty encouraging, and to this point, none of the arrows have pointed toward retirement. Even if he doesn't have the same laser rocket arm he used to and the Colts don't want him back, somebody will. Rex Grossman started in the NFL last season. Desperation exists.

And maybe ESPN honestly just wants a two-man booth on "Monday Night Football." Maybe they love Jon Gruden, are invested in him, and feel like a two-man booth gives him the best chance to shine. Maybe they just don't want a third guy in the booth, regardless of whether it's Ron Jaworski, Peyton Manning or the ghost of Howard Cosell.

But hey, we're well into the offseason ? insane speculation about one thing or another is a fine way to kill the time. I heard Brett Favre was working on a mime routine to perform at halftime of Super Bowl XLVII.

Gracias, PFT.

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The real ?Linsanity? has a dark past ? and a devious future

The alleged "Worldwide Leader In Sports" woke up Saturday morning, only to find that it needed to wash an entire farmhouse full of eggs off its big, dumb face. ESPN's epic and well-discussed faux pas -- putting a "Chink in the Armor" headline on a story about New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin -- was an embarrassment of fairly colossal proportions, especially since the network had spent most of its previous two weeks living off the name of the Asian-American basketball player who had been on quite the impressive run.

ESPN's Saturday apology wasn't rehearsed, but it sure read as if it was.

Last night, ESPN.com's mobile web site posted an offensive headline referencing Jeremy Lin at 2:30 am ET. The headline was removed at 3:05 am ET. We are conducting a complete review of our cross-platform editorial procedures and are determining appropriate disciplinary action to ensure this does not happen again. We regret and apologize for this mistake.

Wednesday night on ESPNEWS, an anchor used an inappropriate word in asking a question about Jeremy Lin. ESPN apologizes for the incident, and is taking steps to avoid this in the future.

In a Sunday morning statement, ESPN said that the headline writer for ESPN Mobile was terminated, anchorman Max Breton of ESPNews would be suspended for 30 days, and a radio commenter who apparently made a similar on-air remark "is not an ESPN employee."

To end that statement, ESPN's Kevin Ota said this:

We again apologize, especially to Mr. Lin. His accomplishments are a source of great pride to the Asian-American community, including the Asian-American employees at ESPN. Through self-examination, improved editorial practices and controls, and response to constructive criticism, we will be better in the future.

The real problem, of course, isn't that ESPN made a bunch of stupid remarks. According to Sean Jensen of the Chicago Sun-Times, ESPN also used the "Chink in the Armor" phrase during the 2008 Beijing Olympics. The real problem was how quickly so many people went from a series of cringe-inducing "Linsanity"-style puns to something far darker and more malevolent -- without hesitation -- in the first place.

If you want to know how that made Asian-Americans feel, well, Jensen's article is a good place to start.

Being one of the few Asians in my schools, I endured all the unoriginal and ignorant comments, references and stereotypes, many of which I've seen since Jeremy Lin emerged from NBA benchwarmer to NBA world-beater.

But there was one word I couldn't brush aside: chink.

That word triggers something inside me, taking me back to some of the ugliest racial incidents of my life. Hearing the word in a gym, while playing basketball, or on a highway, after accidentally cutting someone off. Or hearing it in the basement of a friend's house as a teenager when another kid ? in an effort to antagonize me ? called me a chink and dropped to the floor when I clocked him.

In this case, Fox Sports' Jason Whitlock got the ball rolling last week with this piece of dreck after yet another transcendent performance by the undrafted star:

Some lucky lady in NYC is gonna feel a couple�inches of pain tonight.

Whitlock later "apologized" in a bizarre column in which he managed to blame Richard Pryor and his own mother more than himself for the comment. And we'll say this for ESPN -- they've made far more of a statement about their mistakes than Fox has about Whitlock's abhorrent behavior.

That Whitlock brought up his own reaction to Tiger Woods' early success as an important sociological benchmark for people of his color was murderously ironic, because Whitlock's first comment was very much like the "tell him not to serve fried chicken next year" comment about Woods that ended Fuzzy Zoeller's career as an after-dinner speaker before it began. In each case, an irresponsible, overstuffed boor took perhaps the most egregious misperception about a people of color and used it as a sword in a public forum. And in each case, the irresponsible, overstuffed boor claimed that people got it wrong.

Perhaps the worst part of this strain of more practiced and subtle racism is that it goes back so many decades, and seems to have died down ... well, not at all. George Will was one of the first people to make me truly aware of it when he spoke in Ken Burns' 1994 "Baseball" documentary about the perceptions of Willie Mays in the 1950s.

Willie Mays was not the first black ballplayer, but he had his own barrier to break through -- a kind of gentle, good-natured racism, but racism nonetheless. If you remember when he came up, people would say, "Oh, what an instinctive ballplayer he is. What a natural ballplayer he is. What childlike enthusiasm he has!" Well, thirty years on, we can hear with our better-trained ears, the racism in that. [Was Mays] wonderfully gifted? Yes. Great natural ballplayer? Yes. But nobody -- nobody -- got to the major leagues on natural gifts without an awful lot of refining work.

[Mays] was an instinctive ballplayer, but he was also a tremendously smart ballplayer. As a rookie, he'd get to second base, watch two batters go up to the plate, and he'd go back to the dugout, having stolen the signs and decoded the sequence. He'd know the indicator signs from the other signs. Natural ballplayer? Sure. Hardest-working ballplayer you ever saw.

More than 60 years after Mays broke into the big leagues, can we still hear it with our better-trained ears? Did we really ever?

Go ask Cam Newton, who underwent a baseless character assassination before the 2011 NFL draft at the hands of several analysts. Go ask Ichiro Suzuki, who's been the target of a not-so subtle Seattle media lynch mob for years because he doesn't make more of an effort to speak English and connect with certain local writers and radio guys. Or, at least that's what certain local writers and radio guys�say, by way of excuse, when they call Suzuki a selfish, "me-first" player who needs to walk more and should hit wherever the heck the manager tells him to.�Who does he think he is, anyway?

In cases like these, it's generally good to assume that what people say, and what they actually mean, are very different things.

Ichiro's case reminds me a bit of Roberto Clemente's. When the late Hall of Famer first came up with the Pittsburgh Pirates in 1955, the team and the local media insisted on calling him "Bobby." Clemente preferred "Roberto," because that was his name, and he made it stick through time and his own excellence. Along the way, he was called everything imaginable -- a malingerer when he was hurt, difficult when he did speak out, and a subset of names I'd prefer not to repeat here. Are we that different when we castigate Ichiro, even after 10 straight 200-hit seasons, for not playing that game and fitting in to our narrow pathways?

It's the same school of "thought" (if you want to call it that) that made pro football wait far too long before making African-Americans quarterbacks and middle linebackers -- the gridiron's primary or perceived positions of intelligence. It's the same school of thought that had Bob Gibson's first manager, Solly Hemus, claim that Gibson wasn't tough enough to make it in the major leagues, which has to be about the funniest thing ever heard to anyone who knows Gibson's life story. It's the same school of dumbassed thought that has held far too many people back for far too long for no damned good reason.

This isn't the crushing, institutional, government-subsidized racism America saw for far too long in different dimensions -- that's another book entirely, and people far more talented than I'll ever be have already written it many times over. �This is the quiet bias that slips into conversation, sometimes unconsciously, and scurries away just as quickly.

And just because Jeremy Lin isn't restricted in the same ways Rube Foster and Buck O'Neil and Jackie Robinson and Curt Flood and Marlin Briscoe and so many others have been, doesn't make this any less dangerous. In fact, it's even more dangerous now, because instead of using the decades of actual progress that we have seen to inform their world view, some people with a pen and a "publish" button have taken any new awareness and simply used it to cloak their own neuroses in far more eloquent ways. Things get hidden, and go slipping away without recrimination. People are minimized with malice aforethought, and the perpetrators get away with it, because "we're better than that now."

The hell we are. Until and unless we become aware of the pain these things can cause�on a daily basis, to ourselves and to others, we are as we have always been.

The ESPN employee who should have been most relieved that things were going nuts within his own company was Rick Reilly, who pooped out this passage in his take about Lin's rise to the NBA:

Fortune lies in front of Lin like a golden highway now. And it should. He paved it. Congrats to him. Without his will and effort, the poor kid probably would be stuck running Goldman Sachs by now.

Yikes. Well, at least Reilly didn't write that Lin built a railroad. Somebody else will probably use that one.

I thought the last part of ESPN's second apology cut to the real heart of the matter. Why do Jeremy Lin's accomplishments need to be specifically collated as a point of pride for Asian-Americans? Isn't it a point of pride for anyone who follows sports when somebody who nobody expected to make it shocks the world? Doesn't the story of Jeremy Lin make us feel the way the stories of Kurt Warner, and Bill Russell, and Hank Greenberg, and Billie Jean King, and Cito Gaston, and on and on and on, make us feel? Don't we all like it when somebody beats the odds and shoves "You can't do this" right back in somebody else's face? Doesn't that make us all believe that we can beat the odds in our own lives?

I've always believed that we'll truly be beyond all this garbage when a person of color -- any color -- goes 50 feet above the line, and it isn't a big political thing anymore. I thought that maybe, just maybe, we'd gotten halfway there when Tony Dungy coached against Lovie Smith in Super Bowl XLI and most people didn't seem to hold it up as any specific milestone. These guys are qualified to do this. What's the big deal?

Nope. Not just yet. Some people have simply switched continents as the targets of their sophomoric ire. Until they run out of continents, and other�perceived�dividers, we've got that many miles to go before the real work is done.

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Monday, February 27, 2012

No joke: Edmonton Oilers re-sign Ales Hemsky for 2 years, $10 million

Ales Hemsky is just full of surprises, isn't he?

In agreeing to a 2-year, $10-million deal with the Edmonton Oilers on Friday, the 28-year-old right wing passed up the chance to compete for a Stanley Cup in such lovely environs as Detroit and New York. He passed up an even higher raise as an unrestricted free-agent next summer, if Tuomo Ruutu's $4.75 million cap hit over four years was any indication. Most of all, he passed up on signing a long-term contract with the Oilers or elsewhere in the NHL.

A random staffer with the Calgary Flames infamously tweeted that this deal was a "joke" hours before it was official. (More on that at the bottom of the post.)

Two years at $5 million annually for Hemsky, with $25.3 million in projected cap space for 2012-13 before the deal and the contract done when Ryan Nugent-Hopkins comes off his rookie deal? It's no joke, even if the Oilers have a reason to smile.

"Ales can see the level of skill that's coming. The type of play we've seen lately with him and Hall is exciting," said GM Steve Tambellini, acknowledging that Hemsky joins Andy Sutton as veterans drinking the blue Kool-Aid.

When the Hurricanes re-signed Ruutu, GM Jim Rutherford put it plainly: It would cost as much or more to bring in a comparable player.

Before Hemsky re-upped, that's the sentiment shared by Oilers blogger Rob Soria on Our Hometown:

Bringing in a high grade UFA would likely cost the Oilers $4-$5 million a season and there would be no guarantee on what they would be getting. Where as in Ales, they know exactly what the player brings to the table and that he fits in nicely with the players in that dressing room. It definitely took him time to come to grips with the fact that he is no longer "the go-to guy" but I think he is more then ok with just being one of the guys and not the main focal point. As long as he is part of the plan and playing with talented players, I think Ales would be perfectly happy with staying in Edmonton.

Lowetide's take on the contract:

Ales Hemsky signed a team-friendly 2-year deal this afternoon, meaning he'll play the better part of a decade with ridiculous value contract (this one and the last one). There should be no argument about dollars or term, this is a very nice contract. If the hockey Gods are paying attention, 83 will rip it up for those two years and cost the moon in 2014 summer.

Hemsky's ability to stay in the lineup is the main argument against bringing him back. He played 47 games last season, 22 games in 2009-10 and just 47 so far this season. He's also having his worst offensive season since 2004, with a 0.55 points per game average.

But historically, he's been close to 0.90 points per game. You're not going to find many of those players for less than $5 million annually in 2012, unless you're trading assets for a cheaper hit on a long-term deal (i.e. someone else's problem, if that player's actually available).

Bottom line: Ales Hemsky took a hometown discount and put aside his desire for a long-term deal to stay in Edmonton. And you can count how many times that's happened to Edmonton in last dozen years without the necessity of using both hands.

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(Ed. Note: The Calgary Flames published a post on that embarrassing Twitter incident from earlier in the day, when a staff member wrote that the Hemsky contact was "the funniest thing I've heard in a long, long time" and hash-tagged it #whatajoke.

Wrote the Flames: "The tweet was meant to come from a personal account, which we do not condone either, but mistakenly made its way onto our timeline. It is an internal issue that will be dealt with and it does not reflect the thoughts and opinions of the Calgary Flames organization."

Clearly, there needs to be some web media training for the organization. Not because of the Hemsky tweet; rather, because the Flames took our images of that tweet and placed them on their website without attribution. #whatajoke)

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Ryan Braun wins appeal of 50-game suspension

They say there's a first for everything.

And Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun has just become the first big leaguer to ever successfully win the public appeal of a suspension that was the result of a positive drug test. Tom Haudricourt of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel was the first to report the news on Thursday afternoon.

Haudricourt reports that Braun won his appeal "not so much on contesting the result of the test but the testing process itself, some kind of technicality." The New York Daily News says Braun's team challenged the chain of custody that the urine sample from his October test went through.

UPDATE: According to the sources of Yahoo! Sports' Jeff Passan, Braun's urine sample sat in a FedEx shop over the weekend, challenging the integrity of the sample. Passan's sources also report that the chain-of-custody loophole will be closed in an amendment to the league's drug-testing program.

As a result, the reigning NL MVP won't be suspended 50 games to start the season and he'll report to the team's camp in Maryvale, Ariz., on Friday with the prospect of an uninterrupted season before him.

"It is the first step in restoring my good name and reputation," Braun said in a statement. "We were able to get through this because I am innocent."

As you might imagine after reading Haudricourt's report, Major League Baseball isn't too happy with having�its drug test system questioned and exposed. In the wake of the third-party arbitrator's decision, the league issued a release saying as much.

"As a part of our drug testing program, the Commissioner's Office and the Players Association agreed to a neutral third party review for instances that are under dispute," it read. " While we have always respected that process, Major League Baseball vehemently disagrees with the decision rendered today by arbitrator Shyam Das."

Of course, if the process had been respected from the start, the results of Braun's original test would have never been leaked to ESPN back in December. His appeals process would have remained confidential and we never would have had two months of Braun maintaining his innocence while others debated if he should surrender his MVP award to Matt Kemp. Braun was not afforded the same confidential process that others who have tested positive have been afforded and that remains the injustice that was at the root of this story.

But what's done is done and thankfully that third party did its job properly and ignored whatever the court of public opinion was saying or was being led to believe. That sound you heard was fantasy draft boards being rearranged across the country ...

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Combine Notes: Rex Ryan is making no Super Bowl promises this time

INDIANAPOLIS ? At last year's scouting combine, New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan did what he does best: he got vocal and entertained everybody. And in that process, he guaranteed that his Jets were going to win the Super Bowl.

Rex then:

"I believe this is the year we're going to do it, I believe this is the year that we're going to win the Super Bowl. And the fact is I thought we'd win it the first two years, I guarantee we'll win it this year, and the reason I feel that way is this: I know we're an excellent football team. We got a great organization, we're the only team to go back-to-back in the final four, albeit we never got it done. But I know the kind of players we have, I know the players that we're going to have represent us, and the thing that I look at is this is not something that I just believe in, it's not what I want, it's what a whole bunch of people want, and that is from our players, the coaches, the entire organization and our fans. Our fans, our New York Jet fans want a Super Bowl, I feel it, I sense it, there's no doubt about it. I think it's my responsibility."

Well, not so fast, big guy. After two straight AFC championship game appearances in his first two years as an NFL head coach, Ryan watched his team fall apart both on and off the field. Players bickered with each other, personnel missteps affected the team for the first time in the Ryan era, and injuries to key players (like safety Jim Leonhard) put the Jets further in the hole. In the end, while the New England Patriots were running away with the AFC East, the Jets finished 8-8 (their first non-winning season since 2007), and looked unimpressive in just about every area of the field not patrolled by Darrelle Revis.

So, with a return trip to the podium a year later, would Ryan's brio make another appearance? Not at all. Rex now:

"First off, I know what everybody is thinking, all right. The return to the infamous Super Bowl guarantee was here. You know, in all seriousness, looking back obviously it was a huge mistake to make that guarantee. At the time we were coming off two championship games, I really thought it would be a thing that would actually motivate our team, you know to really talk about the Super Bowl, to focus on the Super Bowl.

"But in hindsight, I think it put undue pressure on our team and we kind of lost focus and really we lost focus on what we do best. So, it's obviously a big mistake. When I go back and I look at it I think it contributed to the season we had. But realistically it was something that I've been thinking about a great deal. Obviously, we had a terrible season. I'll take full responsibility for it. I think part of that guarantee really contributed to that.

"Looking forward, which I can't wait to do, with this upcoming season I think, first off no promises. There's not going to be any promises. But I will say we're going to have a team now that I think is going to have the potential to do great things. I look at our team and we've got a great owner. We've got a great staff. We've got a great organization. More importantly, we've got a great group of players. I think we can accomplish anything we set out to do. With that being said, I think over a 16-game regular season a lot of things can happen. But I will say this ? we will be a team. We will play as a team and at the end of the season, we'll know it was a great season."

And who does he believe will win the Super Bowl in February of 2013? "I have no idea. I have something I believe will happen, but I'm not going to share it with you."

Ah. Believe it, but don't say it. The new and subdued Rex may be onto something.

"I'm going to have fun," he concluded this year. "I think sometimes it gets lost, because I have fun with the opponent's media, I have fun with the opponent's players, opponent's coaches. Whatever it is. Now, one thing I am totally serious about is winning and if I think that something that I say, a comment that I'm going to make, that pulls away from us accomplishing that mission, then I'm not going to say it. But will I always be myself, of course. I am going to have a great time, that's who I am and that's who I'll always be."

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For such a great team, the Los Angeles Lakers sure are messed up

He's an odd bird, that Phil Jackson. Just about every championship team he touches turns into a nervous, insecure puddle following his departure. The Chicago Bulls retained most of his coaching staff after he left in 1998, but the owner and GM wanted nothing to do with him following his last year with the team. This new version of the Los Angeles Lakers, plodding along at fifth in the West, seems to have taken it a step further. And, according to CBS Sports' Ken Berger, this is the reason Lakers star Kobe Bryant is so ticked off at his team's front office.

Somehow, with one working wrist and zero working knees, Bryant is having a year for the ages. And yet, his team's entire scouting staff looks different than it did a year ago. Same with the clubhouse helpers and the training staff. That isn't to say there are different faces. Bryant wishes. That is to say the Los Angeles Lakers, the most profitable franchise in the NBA by a Malibu mile, eliminated scads of personnel needlessly during the lockout mainly because the team owner's son (we won't offend you by pretending to cite his official title) decided that Phil Jackson's smugness and influence (and 13 rings as a player and coach) was too much to sustain after he split last summer. Here's Ken:

The list goes on. Longtime associates of former coach Phil Jackson were let go as the Lakers tried to "wash off anything that had touched" the decorated coach, a person with ties to the front office said. Brian Shaw, Bryant's preference to succeed Jackson, was interviewed for the job but came away with the clear impression that any efforts to associate himself with Jackson would "hurt him, not help him," a coaching industry source said.

None of these people, who formed what a longtime NBA executive called one of the best front office staffs in the league, was given the courtesy of knowing whether they would be brought back after the lockout ended. Some are still waiting for that phone call.

Joey Buss, another son of the owner who runs the team's D-League franchise, has moved into Jackson's old office. Jesse Buss, 23, who was arrested for alcohol intoxication in Lexington, Ky., on a "scouting" trip in December, has moved into [former assistant GM Ronnie] Lester's former office.

Read the whole mess after you're done with our take, if you haven't already. It confirms what has been brewing for years, since the summer when Jim Buss (smartly) used his influence with his father to suggest the team draft Andrew Bynum directly out of high school. That summer also saw the return of Jackson after a one-year hiatus and a damning book that painted Bryant as a destroyer of worlds. That summer also probably saw a son have to take a back seat that he didn't expect, as Jackson and his staff re-emerged to take over a Lakers team that Jim Buss likely saw as his moving forward.

As a result,�6 1/2 years�later, you've got lost jobs. Jobs expertly worked by people who not only deserved to sustain those gigs, but a proper send-off considering the abilities, and their actual lives as humans with working phones and/or feelings.

If Berger's column is 40 percent true -- and it's Ken Berger, so you can trust that it's about�2 1/2�times that rate -- then it's rife with tales that would only be believable in both Los Angeles, and concerning a wayward son who was born into quite a bit of money.

There's the team's scouting department, which is down to Jerry West's son (good), an injured member of the Buss clan (get well soon, buddy), and a former bartender named "Chaz." That's the scouting department of a team with a $3 billion TV deal.

There's the news that coach Mike Brown wasn't kept in the loop when Lamar Odom, his hopeful game changer that the Lakers so desperately need right now, was traded to the Dallas Mavericks for a trade exception that the team apparently has no interest in using.

(A trade exception! We're�2 1/2�months removed from that deal. Can you tell me with a straight face that Odom, playing with buddies like Kobe and Ron Artest, wouldn't have gotten over his near-trade to New Orleans while working out of sunny Los Angeles? And who better to talk a front office out of a deal than an optimistic coach like Brown that sees only cheery days ahead? Or, more specifically, the guy working with him each day in practice?)

There's the reiteration that the Orlando Magic, silly though this may be to some, will not be trading Dwight Howard this year. And the only piece they'd possibly want in return for Howard is Andrew Bynum, a player that Jim Buss wants nothing to do with moving. Then there's the part that points out that other GMs know that Buss is really running things, that Mitch Kupchak is being wrung out in public, and that any team that wants to deal with the Lakers will eventually have to deal with a son of an owner who has no clue how any of this works.

Good luck with all those hopes for a trade, Laker fans.

The Lakers, as a franchise, are under no obligation to keep Kobe Bryant informed of each of their plans and all the trade possibilities. Not because he hung the team out to dry in the summer of 2004 (forcing the badly needed trade of Shaquille O'Neal, but flirting with the Los Angeles Clippers and meeting with the Chicago Bulls as a free agent following the Shaq trade), but because it's too risky.

Kobe knows the game better than most. Someday, like Jerry West, he might make a fantastic GM. But if he's in on secrets that nobody else on the active roster knows, the bias (the well-intended bias, I should point out) on Kobe's end is too risky. Imagine having to run an offense while knowing the guy you're passing to might have to impress a team half a continent away in order to secure you a new small forward and point guard and holy lord it's too crazy even for Kobe's brain to comprehend much less mine which is why I forgot where the comma key is.

He's still the player, and they're the front office. He might be the finest Laker the game has ever seen, but there sadly has to be a disconnect.

Bryant's more than correct in calling out this ridiculous front office, though. It clearly isn't as simple as "trade him, or tell him that he won't be traded." Even the most harmonious of front offices won't submit to that sort of demand, and they'd be smart not to. But Kobe's more than right to wonder why Marc Gasol's Memphis Grizzlies have the billion-earning Lakers lapped in terms of backstage personnel; especially when the impetus behind the clearing of the house came from insecurity and tempestuousness.

And cheapness. Despite the money rolling in. Despite a confluence of lucky events (Charlotte willing to take Vlade Divac for Kobe, Memphis willing to part with Pau, Jerry West finding that Divac guy in the second round ?) that the current administration had no part in.

Los Angeles is ruining its last great chance. They boast three players that, at their best, should be starting for the Western All-Stars later this month. And if the current front office thinks it can sustain a winner once Bryant leaves, working off its own merits?

Then they've had it. Delusion typical of the town they're working out of.

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