Create-a-Caption: DeShawn Stevenson is always there for you

"I know a place
Where I can go
When I'm alone

Into your arms
Oh, whoa-oh, into your arms
I can go

I know a place
That's safe and warm
From the crowd

Into your arms
Oh, whoa-oh, into your arms
I can go

And if I should fall
I know I won't be
Be alone anymore"

So comforting, always. Both DeShawn Stevenson and The Lemonheads, I mean.

Best caption wins Evan Dando covering Big Star, because any excuse to get a Big Star mention into a post is a good excuse. Good luck.

In our last adventure: JaVale McGee and his buddy think you just told a pretty cool story, bro.

Winner, Sam B: Locals in Chengdu flock for a chance to sit and have their photo taken with NBA superstar Kobe Bryant.

Runner-up, The Tuna: Thumbs up for rock 'n' roll.

Second runner-up, Isaac M: McGee: "See? He's doing it again! Make him stop copying me!"

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