Friday, February 18, 2011

Pass or Fail: Tampa Bay's boozy rock anthem, ?Hockey Paradise'

As part of their massive rebranding effort, the Tampa Bay Lightning have produced a Jumbotron music video for "Hockey Paradise" by Seven Williams & Brandt Brothers that casts the Lighting fan experience as a breezy, boozy bit of country rock that's a cheeseburger away from Margaritaville.

And having been to a game or two over the years, this isn't entirely inaccurate ...

Here's "Hockey Paradise," featuring the team's new love-it-or-loathe-it logo, a pretty lady or 10 and absurd lyrics.

We had some trouble determining our favorite silly lyric in "Hockey Paradise." The contenders:

"Hot summer sun/and hockey all the way." (In the summer?)

"Body surfin' and body checks/power plays and warm sunsets." (Sunset not exactly evocative of what you're looking for in a power play.)

"Fishin' in the mornin'/and Zambonis at night." (Please tell us they aren't powering the ice resurfacing machine with grouper.)

"Breakaways and hat tricks/and margaritas goin' down." (OK, in fact, these are actually three of our favorite things.)

No, it has to be:

"We're gonna hold the Stanley way up high."

No one calls it "The Stanley." It's the Cup. Or it's just Stanley. "The Stanley" is a power tool. You're singing about a power tool.

So give it a listen, wonder why they couldn't find a way to rhyme Teddy Purcell with "party like hell", and tell us, dear readers:

Pass or Fail: "Hockey Paradise," the Tampa Bay Lightning's country rock anthem.

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