Wednesday, August 31, 2011

The best of the white Michael Vick Photoshops

Some people say the Internet is at its best when it helps bring about change, like when Twitter and Facebook users turned their avatars green in a show of support for free elections in Iran. Others think social media is most beneficial during times of crisis and diaster. Me, I think the Internet truly shines when a major sporting website puts up an ignorant headline and photo illustration and users instantly take to Photoshop to mock both via faux hypotheticals.

Presenting the best of the "What if Michael Vick were ..." Photoshops.

(via JoeSportsFan.com)

What if Michael Vick were a black Tom Brady?

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What if Michael Vick were a pitbull?

What if Michael Vick were a White Chick?

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Luc Robitaille vs. Kansas City?s desire for an NHL team

While other municipalities debate about how to fund new arena projects, Kansas City remains in the NHL expansion/relocation conversation because they already have a viable one: Sprint Center.

The 18,000-seat barn (with a smaller capacity for hockey) is managed by Los Angeles Kings owners AEG and will host yet another NHL preseason game on Sept. 27 between the Kings and the Pittsburgh Penguins; and, as is tradition, we'll hear plenty about the attendance for that game with regard to Kansas City's viability as an NHL market. (Whether or not that's a fair gauge.)

NHL Hall of Famer Luc Robitaille is the president of business operations for the Kings, and served as the unofficially sanctioned AEG sparring partner for the Kansas City Star this week in an interview with writer Randy Covitz.

Lucky Luc handled some fastballs in the Q&A, including:

Q. Don't you think Kansas City is getting tired of being used by other franchises to get better arena deals for themselves?

A. "I don't think you're being used. You have the best option. Look at North America. Is there another arena that is better than (the Sprint Center)? A city better than this? You have the best options. It's really hard to move a team. The (New York) Islanders still have to figure out to do their deal ? their lease is up in 2015. If that doesn't happen, what city will take the burden to build a new arena and take the risks they did here? There's a reason every concert wants to come here."

They do, which brings us to an interesting twist in the NHL/Kansas City flirtation: Does the Sprint Center actually need an NHL team anymore?

From the KC Star interview with Robitaille:

Q. Do you think AEG even wants a team in this building, which has been so successful bringing in concerts, family shows and college sports?

A. "There is no doubt AEG wants a team coming in here. It makes sense. From a business perspective, you always want a team to represent the city ? it's a beautiful building."

Q. Why tie up an arena with 50 dates and have to give away the store to bring in a team at the expense of more profitable events?

A. "Short-term, they keep having concerts ? but any building always needs a main tenant. AEG is a company that thinks long term and understands if there is an opportunity, whether it would be NBA or NHL, to get a team."

Read the rest of the contentious chat here.

Fact is that Sprint Center hardly sits vacant without 41 NHL home games on its schedule. From AEG in July 2010:

According to Pollstar Magazine's 2010 Mid-Year Report, Sprint Center in Kansas City, Mo. has been recognized as America's third busiest arena. The leading concert trade publication, which hits newsstands this week, ranks Sprint Center at No. 6 among worldwide venues.

Sprint Center, Kansas City's award winning arena, was one of three US concert venues listed among the Top 100 Worldwide Arenas -- trailing venues in New York City and Atlanta. Pollstar utilizes an extensive database to collect box office reports from nearly 100 percent of the world's top-level artists, promoters and venues during the 2010 calendar year. The result is a series of eagerly anticipated rankings and industry outlook that are included in the magazine's popular mid-year issue.

So the arena is successful even without a pro sports tenant ? but pro sports tenants do produce significant amounts through other revenue streams. (Seat licenses, suite sales, etc.) Concerts and circuses are great; sold out dates with rabid sports fans are even better.

Which brings us back to the essential question: Can Kansas City support an NHL team?

Ben Palosaari at The Pitch addressed that earlier this month when the New York Islanders' lost that vote on a $400 million bond:

Islanders owner Charles Wang has said even though voters rejected the borrowing idea, he still wants to keep the team in Long Island. And even if he's lying, as team owners are known to do, he could just move the team to Brooklyn and hang on to fat New York TV revenue. It will be relatively painless for both the team and the fans.

There are plenty of other bigger and Canadian (cough, Quebec City, cough) cities dying for a hockey team. Hell, in Houston, another team getting some discussion, a minor league team, plays in a 17,800-seat arena. That's bigger than the Sprint Center's hockey capacity. And there's no proof that Kansas City is obsessive enough about hockey to make an NHL team successful. Sure, the Mavericks averaged 5,406 fans in their 6,000-seat arena last year over 33 games. That's impressive, but it's not 17,000 showing up to 41 dates a year for a team that is a long way from contending.

In summary: Kansas City has the building. They may not have the fans. And as for owners, as Robitaille noted, "We need to find a couple people from Kansas City that are interested in buying a team and hopefully get the chance to move them here."

But most of all, it's not Quebec City, who will be getting a team in the next several years even if they don't currently have anything as pretty as Sprint Center on its soil.

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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Pass or Fail: The neon gloom of Reebok NHL Black Ice jerseys

Picture the iconic Chicago Blackhawks home sweater, from its vibrant red hue to the individual colors of the Indian's feathers. Now picture the Vancouver Canuck's home sweater, and the way the blue and green co-mingle so uniquely.

Now, picture a fashion vampire sucking the color out of those jerseys and adding neon accents so cars won't hit you at dusk; would that be something you might be interested in seeing?

Say hello to the Reebok NHL Black Ice Premier Jersey, which recently arrived at Shop NHL. From Reebok:

You'll love this hip take on a classic design. The officially licensed "Black Ice" premier jersey is made with polyester piqu� 2-way stretch mesh for comfort, and it has solid mesh inserts for ventilation. The highly detailed, "blacked-out" version of the team crest is embroidered on the front, and the screenprinted twill appliqu� player name and number are featured on the back.

It's really all about the twill appliqu�, isn't it? Here are a couple of other examples of Black Ice, which would have made a great subtitle to a "Sudden Death" sequel starring Wesley Snipes:

Hey, the Sabres and jersey variation? How rare.

There are currently specific players available for the Pittsburgh Penguins, Philadelphia Flyers, San Jose Sharks, Washington Capitals, New Jersey Devils, Tampa Bay Lightning, Detroit Red Wings, Minnesota Wild, New York Rangers, Chicago Blackhawks, Buffalo Sabres, Montreal Canadiens, Boston Bruins, Colorado Avalanche and Vancouver Canucks. (Target demo tip: Tyler Seguin has one, Tim Thomas does not.)

It's an interesting concept. They look like the jersey from the bad part of town with whom the pink ladies' sweaters can't help falling in lust. And in some cases, and were they conceived as such, they'd make for intriguing alternate sweaters in the NHL: Check out this Steven Stamkos Bolts sweater and tell us the Lightning couldn't rock that 20 times a season.

So no, it's not the most repugnant thing Reebok has ever produced for the NHL ? for the record, this is ? but that doesn't mean it's not completely pointless. Hockey jerseys have personality, from the stripes to the logo, and this mutes it. What fan wants to walk around looking like a photo negative, or like a hockey-playing character from the original "TRON"? (OK, scratch that second example. We all have our dreams.)

Perhaps you feel the bad-ass aesthetic overcomes the drawbacks. If nothing else, we may finally have a hockey sweater Robert Smith from The Cure can wear to the rink. (Er, actually, he seems to fine wearing the authentics.) So, in summary:

Pass or Fail: The blacked-out Reebok NHL Black Ice jerseys.

Thanks to reader Bryce Etzler for the tip.

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Bourne Blog: Teemu Selanne and the old guy revolution

Over the past handful of years, one thing has become pretty clear: Teams having success in the NHL are getting faster, younger and sleeker. With the speed of today's game, they have to.

For that very reason, I've been somewhat ... we'll call it "anti-old-veteran."

These guys are deserving of a ton of respect, but when you watch a guy skate and the word "plodding" pops into your head, it's probably time to hang up the skates. But, there are always exceptions.

The older guys who manage to stay effective are talented players who realize that to hang in a young man's league, they need to pay an insane amount of attention to fitness, and tweak their game a bit.

The Uber-Fit Old Guy club includes names like Rod Brind'Amour, Gary Roberts, Chris Chelios and Mark Recchi, all of whom clearly understood that in order to contribute while down a half-step from their prime, their work ethic would have to move a notch up every year.

This is why I was ready to crap on the Jaromir Jagr signing ? it seemed that in order to have success around 40, you had to be a passionate, hard-working player on and off the ice (or a defenseman, they have a different shelf-life), and I've never considered No. 68 to be one of those guys. He always survived on sheer talent and size, so I figured he might flail next season.

But the more I thought about it, the more something became clear: the shelf life of most offensive forwards is stretching a lot longer than it used to in the 70s, 80s and 90s.

As a community, hockey players have changed how much they focus on diet and fitness. Everyone puts in so much more effort than players of eras past in making sure that they're taking care of their bodies. And with the rules banning obstruction all the way to Siberia, it makes sense that we'll see more guys scoring past the best before dates of old.

Older players have made it clear that in their day, training camp was for training. My Dad is one of these men. As his career progressed, he said he was forced to do more and more each year before showing up to camp, because other guys were. Obviously, that trend continued.

Combine that increased commitment with our knowledge of supplements, and some guys become well-oiled machines. And for those who aren't, well, medical care has improved a ridiculous amount over the years and can help you out with less invasive procedures.

Teemu Selanne could be one of the first very clear outliers in a line-up of players who could see long term career benefits from the health and rule improvements that have come about.

His body held up wonderfully through 73 games last season, where he piled up over 30 goals and hit 80 points, cracking the league's top ten in scoring. At age 41.

I've been waiting for Jarome Iginla's numbers to trickle downhill for about four years now, and all he did last year was pour in 43 goals and finish ahead of Alex Ovechkin in total points, good for sixth in the league. He's 34, the same age my Dad retired.

It's probably also worth mentioning that Marty St. Louis finished second in the league in scoring last year. He racked up one point shy of 100 at 36, and managed to play in every single game.

The stay-at-home D-man has always been able to last a little longer, learning a few extra tricks, taking fewer chances, and having their angles dialed in. But so much of playing forward has been about foot-speed, and as that starts to slow down after 30, we're used to watching the numbers of our offensive stars slowly decline with it, including the occasional sharp plummet from some guys.

This is why I had the aversion to older players in the first place ? you hate knowing that there's no potential for improvement, only decline.

But it seems it's time to re-adjust our thinking on older forwards. They don't even have to be fitness mad to benefit these days - trainers and doctors make it so you don't even have to pay attention to be taking really great care of your body in the NHL.

"Just worked out? Here's a shake."

Maybe Jagr will pan out for the Flyers, maybe he won't. But in general, I think we'll see more players having success later into their careers.

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Manning on a Week 1 comeback: ?I?m right in the middle of it?

The Indianapolis Colts' recent acquisition of formerly retired veteran quarterback Kerry Collins had a lot of Colts fans wondering if Peyton Manning's recovery from neck surgery would allow him to start the season ? and continue his amazing streak of never missing a game from 1998 through 2010. During the Colts' 24-21 Week 3 preseason loss to the Green Bay Packers on Friday, Manning talked with CBS sideline reporter Sam Ryan and had a more hopeful diagnosis than many might have imagined.

"I'm right in the middle of it ? working very hard every single day," he said. "My trainers and weight coaches have done a tremendous job helping me, and I'm really putting them to work ? I have some more left to do, and I still have some time, and I'm going to use that time. At the appropriate time, I think I'll know what the right decision is, and with the help of coach [Jim] Caldwell, I'll make that decision, and we'll go from there."

Ryan noticed Manning talking to Collins through the entire first half, and asked if Manning saw himself starting Week 1.

"I sure hope so, Sam ? I've never missed a game in my entire football career due to injury, since I was 13 years old. I sure don't want to start Week 1 of this season. That's my goal; to go out there and play. And not just to play, but to play competitively. I want to be out there to help my team win. And if I'm able to do so, I'll be out there. So I'm going to use this valuable time ? these next few weeks ? and we'll see what happens when the time is right."

Manning, a Tennessee alum, then had some kind words for Lady Vols basketball coaching legend Pat Summitt, who is battling early onset dementia. "I talked to coach today -- she was in great spirits and I've been praying for her every day. I know a lot of people are praying for her. She may be one of the toughest people I know, and I appreciate her courage. I admire her for that, and everybody's pulling for her. We all love her. Pat Summit truly is the best."

Getting back to the Colts' best ? Caldwell, who was in a press conference when team owner Jim Irsay tweeted the news that Collins had been signed earlier this week, recently indicated that Manning could indeed be activated soon. NFL rules require that all players on the preseason physically unable to perform list must be activated by Sept. 3, or go on the PUP list for six regular-season weeks.

"I would say that it's certainly a realistic possibility here and it could happen shortly," Caldwell said.

That's news that might even make Reggie Wayne happy.

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